Some girls want to hear “I’m the Doctor.”
Some prefer “The name is Sherlock Holmes.”
Some even go as far as “I’m Captain Jack Harkness.”
But for a few of us. The few that lurk in the dark.
We long to hear “Jim Moriarty. Hi.”
im waiting to hear “HOLY SHIT THERES FUCKING METEORS EVERYWHERE”
I’m waiting to hear the Impala’s engine roaring in my yard.
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister
Did anyone else notice the title of the movie in the background?